Nickname: Merv

Hobbies: Building

Renound For: Building and I have just signed a contract, to build a 75,000 capacity sky dome at Sharpham Road – single handed.

Favourite Phrases: ‘Cheers drive’ and ‘Cider I up landlord and let I loose’.

Favourite Holiday Destination: South Petherton

Favourite Drink: Tanglefoot

Most Prized Possession: Me hacksaw

Speed Between Wickets: 10mph if I remember to take me tools out of me pockets

Favourite Food: Porridge

Vice: If there isn’t on in me van, there’ll be one in the shed at home!

Best Bowling: N/A, never bowled

Highest Score: 40 hit in about an over and a half!

Hitting Distance: Once lost a ball in amongst the rings that orbit Saturn

Number of Items in Kit Bag: 7 - the funniest item being a 483 year old bat and the most irrelevant item being half a bag of cement.

Favourite Band: The Wurzels