Robin, the Elvis of the Cheddar players, has moves that would leave most of us with a double hernia or prolapsed bowels. Heady was a terrific captain for the Mighty Thirds in the recent past, a team which won promotion in 2002. Heady’s charisma and wit are never found wanting, which is more than you can say for his pre-season net bowling, (most deliveries having been given more flight than any type of land to air missile). His batting methods changes from superbly correct that Geoff Boycott couldn’t fault to good old agricultural.

Lookalike: Dermot Reeve

DOB: 11/5/62

Role: To get out quickly for very little in first 2 overs or to hang around for 20 odd overs for about 25.

Highest score: 78 vs. Chilton Polden 2nd XI

Best Bowling: In the nets last year I bowled Dan Parfitt with my first ball and don’t remember many runs being scored.

Nickname: Heady

Hitting Distance: Couldn’t hit the top off a rice pudding!

Cricketing superstitions: - Always go to the crease with a bat

Favourite international player: - John Sims

Favourite sporting moment: - August 2002, Horrington… Boostie… hedge… say no more!

Motto: - Never walk

Favourite film: - Viva Las Vegas

Favourite Drink: - London Pride

Favourite Food: - Chicken Balti

Favourite Band: - The Boss

Lucky number: - 0

Other sports followed: - Footy

Favourite Fictional Character: - Andy Frost

Most Prized Possession: - My little boy Alfie